GRADE 7

“Ammonium alum, yum!”
-Luca Mera

“Alex, have you ever heard of a thing called the strap? It hurts, but not enough.”
-Mr. Senecal, armed with a meter stick

“Here, moosey moosey!”
-Ben Wilkinson-Zan

“Don’t bother me, I’m just a lovely assistant!”
-Dale Mulligan

“The press were as the press do.”
-Mr. Senecal (can anyone remember what he was trying to say?)

“I can tell we’re going to have a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun time!”
-Ben

“Sortay vow foyz, on vuh corrijay nomehrow bay.”
-Ms. Johnston-Grall

“Big man.”
Luca, repeatedly, to younger children

“For the last time…PUT THE LOON CALLS AWAY!!! (twitch)
Ms. Therriault

“A clean locker is a happy locker!”
-Catherine Guo

“Glaciers are…pretty much…ice.”
-Nathan Quinn

“Be a man, Madi!”
-Maleika

“Let me happy your world!”
-Ben

“You’ll be gone by then.”
-Nikita, to Mr. Senecal

“The leaning tower of pasta.”
-Colin, about Madi and Maleika’s coat hanger.

“I’m a liberated woman!”
-Luca

“Toga, toga!”
Vincent Magnet, Janan Balachandran

“Prove me wrong. I dare you. I triple-doggy dare you.”
-Nikita Leibovitz

“He’s actually really hot…he could pose for Calvin Klein’s underwear.
-Maleika, about Peter

“Shut up, you pansy!”
-Colin Champagne

“You have to think of it theoretically…ah, scrotum!”
-Mr. Chartrand

“Why can’t you just use an eraser like a normal person?”
-Maleika

“Animals will have to migrate…away.”
Nathan

“You have two choices: no! Two possibilities. So the first choice-no! Option is…”
-Mr. Senecal

“Hmm, quaint!”
-Janan

“I’m actually going to work today.”
-Maleika

“She stares at people and makes them very uncomfortable.”
-Colin, about Ms. Therriault

“My classroom was raped.”
-Mr. Senecal

“His head is as empty as a starving vulture’s stomach!”
-Maleika

“The problem will not be solved in the time it takes for the child to…to…go away from the living.”
-Nikita

“Oh. No. You. Are. A. Big. Bad. Boy. Girls. Dig. Big. Bad. Boys.”
-Maleika

“Um…no…(exhale)…well…yes but umm…the thing is…no…here’s another thi-Oh! Here’s something for you!”
-Mr. Senecal

“A moral we’ve learned before…Owen?”
“Uhh…don’t eat the yellow snow?”
“I haven’t heard that one yet. What does it mean?”
“Uhhh…”
-Mr. Senecal and Owen Saar

“Mark, have I quoted you yet?”
“No, and it’s a good thing…oh no.”
-Mark and Madi

“What is this?”
“Ummm…a notebook?”
“Does it have anything to do with science?”
“No…”
“THEN I NEVER WANT TO SEE IT IN MY CLASS AGAIN!!!”
-Ms. Therriault and Maleika

“Let me throw a phrase at you.”
“Ow!”
-Mr. Senecal and Colin

“Mais Owen m’a frappée.”
“Et tu avais du craie dans ta main. Donc…”
Maleika and Ms. Johnston-Grall